Cilantro Haiku

Pivotal Labs SF 2009

A thread from our fun@ email list. Pivots have opinions. Especially about the presence of cilantro at breakfast.

Scott Tamosunas

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 12:11 PM

Cilantro is great
It should be on all everything
Don’t be a hater

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Cilantro has you
In its nefarious fog.
You are deluded.

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Springtime cilantro
It’s great, but if not for you
Try coriander

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 12:51 PM

Dreaded devil weed,
Though by any other name,
wouldst smell as foul. Ugh.

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 1:44 PM

As to cilantro
A little goes a long way
just like poetry

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 1:49 PM

a meatloaf sandwich
but with cilantro mayo
t y sentinel

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Laura, you are right.
I wish cilantro would go
To a spam folder.

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 2:27 PM

inverse bell curve of
appreciation means that
I’ll eat what you don’t

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 2:31 PM

Woes of DNA
Gregor Mendel, I curse thee
This weed tastes like soap

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Spam is indeed spiced
But its spicy joys exclude
Coriander’s charms

Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 2:39 PM

“Coriander is
Also known as cilantro”
— Wikipedia

Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM

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